He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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