you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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