no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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