I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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