I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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