Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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