I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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