Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
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We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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