We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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