I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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