This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
