I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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