By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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