you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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