Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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