She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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