he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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