Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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