She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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