she was so not down for the gang bang
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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