The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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