I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
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so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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