franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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