Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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