I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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