On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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