don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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