Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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