drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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