i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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