Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Your dad touched me again.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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