Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
the day after is always just damage control
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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