She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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