Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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