maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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