turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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