I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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