The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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