he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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