I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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