she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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