I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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