sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
my being single is dangerous.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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