READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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