i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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