This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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