I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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