Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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