How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I got inside last night via doggy door
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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