I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
send nudes
from the living room?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize