'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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