That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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