i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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