so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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